Do you like coffee? Or the smell of coffee? Notice that we don't ask this question about tea. You drink tea, or you don't. Why is that? I haven't the faintest idea. If you ever go to Tirkalanzibar, the City of Caravans in the Epic of Ahiram, you should never accept a cup of coffee if it smells like a cup of aromatic jasmine tea. That's because it's not coffee but Kashay, a drink concocted by mixing jasmine tea with powerful curses. Jasmine, apparently, is the only aroma that can hide the stench of a curse. On second thought, while in Tirkalanzibar, don't accept any drink from any stranger, under any circumstance.