If Coffee Smells Like Tea...

Do you like coffee? Or the smell of coffee? Notice that we don't ask this question about tea. You drink tea, or you don't. Why is that? I haven't the faintest idea. If you ever go to Tirkalanzibar, the City of Caravans in the Epic of Ahiram, you should never accept a cup of coffee if it smells like a cup of aromatic jasmine tea. That's because it's not coffee but Kashay, a drink concocted by mixing jasmine tea with powerful curses. Jasmine, apparently, is the only aroma that can hide the stench of a curse. On second thought, while in Tirkalanzibar, don't accept any drink from any stranger, under any circumstance.